1. It's soooooo much quicker! Holy smokes I take about a third of the time to wash and dry my hair now.
2. You HAVE to style it. This might seem like a disadvantage as gone are the day of a messy top knot when you're in a rush but it means that you have to put effort into styling your hair or risk looking like this...
4. It's cooler (as in temperature not social status but both work I guess). I have what one may call 'thick-matted-sheeps-hair' syndrome and when its long and its summer I look like Monica with THE HUMIDITY!
5. No tangles. Meaning no unwanted dreadlocks like I used to have.
6. Hats are easier to wear - although avoid caps or you'll look like Bieber circa 'Baby'.
7. No more malting. BOOM.
8. It feels so much more goddam healthy - toodles split ends
9. Because its not the norm to have short hair - your hair kinda becomes your 'thing'. That's right I'm a non-conforimist motherfucker with a shorter than average mane.
10. Just look below #nuffsaid